As I watched myself, performing fellatio on a banana, in the rearview mirror this morning, I realized two very important things:
1. I need to put some serious distance between me and the mirror
And
2. Lily is in the back seat.
The things I do out of boredom are beginning to get scary! Worried she might have seen and formed some strange banana complex, I decided to feel the situation out.
“So……did you see any squirrels today?”
“What Mom? Hey did you know that used to be a mill building and they gutted it out and I went there with you to get ice cream and ride in the elevator!!?”
Phew!
so far, both of your posts have made me lol.
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